Crond6 Gone After Charity Match Mishap? LTV Spotted In Public For The First Time Since.

In our last post, we discussed how Crond6, testing out a new roster, mercilessly took apart an unsuspecting team in what they clearly thought were LCS tryouts. Since then, Crond6's reputation has forever been in doubt. 

Crond6 have not played a single clash game since April. This is a shocking revelation to reveal. The news comes as we find a shocking game history from LTV. The Crond6 mid laner has been branching out recently to both an AD role and a jungle role? The man who has previously stated the following towards jungle players.

LTV's Tweet on jungle mains in League of Legends.

The match history in question shows some serious flaws in the play style of LTV, and it leads those of us reporting on his new direction to wonder whether he will return to relevance? The match history does not bode well if LTV wishes to take Crond6 to new heights.

LTV's recent match history. Has the giant lost it all?

The management at Crond6 have reportedly signed a deal with a new top laner. This has come to light, as the current top lane player - Jimbo "Nano" Highman - has been attempting to try champions other than Nautilus and Ornn. The deal with the new top lane player could be the team's backup jungler - Kyloss "Kaiyull" H-Beaneth - as his style suits the top lane style by never engaging with the game after the first buff leash.

As these rumours unfold, we will bring you more information. Another source, however, has uncovered that LTV himself has been spotted out in the wild, socialising with parts of the Crond6 crew for P00nHound's birthday. There was also rumours that DJ Quickdraw was in attendance of the gatherings, however none can confirm.

LTV sporting a casual, yet functional outfit for the evening event.

The story continues to unfold rapidly, despite Crond6's seemingly desperate attempts to leave the current eSports field. This is a surprising move from the management in the Crond6 house, and the first place for these stores to break is right here. 

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Crond6 Mistake Charity Event for LCS Tryouts

Last night, in a shocking development, one of our journalists uncovered some leaked screenshots of Crond6 "training" games. They appear to be testing out the team dynamics with the reserve jungler. This strikes as an odd move given the team's newly found form, why would they need to continually test new lineups?

Our journalist's source made clear that the jungle change was indeed testing the reserve jungler Kaiyull, and not change for the first team. The source made mention that Crond6 jungler Jake "Beanzinjeanz" Gloon has apparently come down with an illness known as "Flog-itis", which would explain his most recent fashion choice and vehicle purchase.

Figure 1. Beanzinjeanz's new whip.

Figure 2. A scary look into the fashion choice of a flog.

The games in question however, present a far more worrying look into the Crond6 future. The games appear to be as part of some form of charity event that Crond6 seem to have mistaken for the LCS tryouts.

The unlucky team had to witness the full strength of the new Crond6 lineup with no remorse. The game saw both LTV and Aergo going for all out war with more than 10 kills each. This was a day of celebration for Crond6, but all the fans were sure disappointed in the level of class shown by the team.

Figure 3. The score card for the first game.

And as if this wasn't embarrassing enough for the new Crond6 team, the lads were soon playing another one, but this time, with a support only comp! In this game, LTV went gang-busters with 21 kills with on-hit Lulu. This display further changes the minds of the fans as to who they are really supporting.

With these games in mind, will this be the start of a successful season for the Crond6 boys, or will it be a tarnish on the reputation they have worked so hard to regain? Stay tuned for more as we bring you more stories as they unfold.

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Lazruis01 reborn?

A few years ago, the Crond6 house received some shocking news after Hexix benched Jarrod Lazruis01” Jayhighway. Beanzinjeanz was recruited into the team, which some claimed would cause problems going forward.

Figure 1. The header of the Pritchard Blewis article about the incident.

This week, in a seemingly normal game of Reeeegue of Regends, a surprise awaited the Crond6 boys as they prepared for the upcoming, bug free and feed free Clash event run by Rito in their flagship game.

A possible Lazruis01 smurf.

A previously unprecedented sight, the return of Jayhighway to the game marks a massive change of lifestyle from the previously hateful comments he has uttered about the game previously. Following this tweet, Jayhighway refused to ever play the game again. And we all thought this would be the end for good, not any amount of money would bring him back into the Crond6 team.

Figure 2. Jayhighway's tweet after Hexix announced the game change.

However, on the 13th day of December, part of the new Crond6 team, including LTV himself, were scrimming only to see this pop into their team.Could this be Jayhighway himself on a secret smurf none of the boys know about? And is this clan he appears to be part of something serious that Crond6 should be worrying about? As there is little guidance after Hexix left to start the Canberra splinter house, will the team be able to hold it together for Clash knowing that there Lazruis01 is back?

Figure 3. The alleged return of Jarrod Lazruis01” Jayhighway.

Watch this space to find out more as we uncover the details.

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The Hexix Research Scandal

Recently there has been much speculation in the Green Dot House about Hexix, manager and owner of Crond6, conducting unlawful and unethical experiments on his colleagues. This evidence was uncovered by LTV, a member of both Crond6 and Green Dotter International. The evidence is damning in itself, but remains a mystery as to whether these are truths or just fallacy.

Hexix has been the subject of some seriously disturbing content over the years, and to find the Crond6 captain at it again is something of a shame. Two years ago, there was much joy to be had on the /r/HexixWhiza sub when a birthday surprise Photoshop competition was announced, and widely participated in. However, since then, the sub has been a quiet and dismal place, with very little content being put forward. Crond6 member LTV, better known as Valarsis in gamer circles, has been trying to keep things going, but has ultimately failed to please the god king Hexix.

In tonight's report, the Crond6 member P00nHound - now known as ForbidKoala1351 - is the subject of the serious allegation towards Hexix. None other than his colleague and boss. LTV uncovered some secret plans that Hexix plans to take his research on gold fish to the next level. This research led to many accolades for Hexix, however the dark side of this fame has clearly come to light.

Figure 1. The subjects of Hexix's latest endeavours.

The speculations into Hexix's latest experiments are that P00nHound has been given a position at ClumsyBook to test whether gold fish can in-fact use their brains for real tasks. This is clearly an evolution of the original paper conducted by Hexix as a wee lad in Radelaide before absconding to the cold, desolate pit of despair that is Canberra.

P00nHound has been under the microscope at the job house due to his Social Club duties, where he made a landslide victory in the recent elections. Granted to him, the power of Oreo's and adoration of many Oreo loving Canberra-ite, he thought himself unstoppable. Little did he know Hexix had bigger plans for him, and some say, also rigged the election.

When asked to comment about this, the Green Dot House has had no response from Hexix, but we believe that the conversation would end up much like Figure 2.

Figure 2. Simulated interview between Green Dotters and Hexix.

So far P00nHound has also been unreachable to make a statement on the dealings with Hexix. Some say that the hierarchy at ClumsyBook suggests that Hexix may in-fact be P00nHound's new boss. This is a rather disturbing leak, if true, as P00nHound has no escape from the clutches of Hexix at work and in the Crond6 splinter house in Canberra. DJ TZUNAMI posted this on /r/HexixWhiza, a leaked poster of an up coming Horrible Bosses' spinoff series about ClumsyBook.

Figure 3. Leaked Horrible Bosses spin off. Source. 

Whatever the future holds for P00nHound and the rest of the Crond6 house as they waiting for any hard evidence to be presented. These are seriously disturbing times, with Crond6 naming writes in contention and the future of the Smite team looking to transition to HoTS, any unforeseen allegations against the captain might bring down the whole team.

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