The Hexix Research Scandal

Recently there has been much speculation in the Green Dot House about Hexix, manager and owner of Crond6, conducting unlawful and unethical experiments on his colleagues. This evidence was uncovered by LTV, a member of both Crond6 and Green Dotter International. The evidence is damning in itself, but remains a mystery as to whether these are truths or just fallacy.

Hexix has been the subject of some seriously disturbing content over the years, and to find the Crond6 captain at it again is something of a shame. Two years ago, there was much joy to be had on the /r/HexixWhiza sub when a birthday surprise Photoshop competition was announced, and widely participated in. However, since then, the sub has been a quiet and dismal place, with very little content being put forward. Crond6 member LTV, better known as Valarsis in gamer circles, has been trying to keep things going, but has ultimately failed to please the god king Hexix.

In tonight's report, the Crond6 member P00nHound - now known as ForbidKoala1351 - is the subject of the serious allegation towards Hexix. None other than his colleague and boss. LTV uncovered some secret plans that Hexix plans to take his research on gold fish to the next level. This research led to many accolades for Hexix, however the dark side of this fame has clearly come to light.

Figure 1. The subjects of Hexix's latest endeavours.

The speculations into Hexix's latest experiments are that P00nHound has been given a position at ClumsyBook to test whether gold fish can in-fact use their brains for real tasks. This is clearly an evolution of the original paper conducted by Hexix as a wee lad in Radelaide before absconding to the cold, desolate pit of despair that is Canberra.

P00nHound has been under the microscope at the job house due to his Social Club duties, where he made a landslide victory in the recent elections. Granted to him, the power of Oreo's and adoration of many Oreo loving Canberra-ite, he thought himself unstoppable. Little did he know Hexix had bigger plans for him, and some say, also rigged the election.

When asked to comment about this, the Green Dot House has had no response from Hexix, but we believe that the conversation would end up much like Figure 2.

Figure 2. Simulated interview between Green Dotters and Hexix.

So far P00nHound has also been unreachable to make a statement on the dealings with Hexix. Some say that the hierarchy at ClumsyBook suggests that Hexix may in-fact be P00nHound's new boss. This is a rather disturbing leak, if true, as P00nHound has no escape from the clutches of Hexix at work and in the Crond6 splinter house in Canberra. DJ TZUNAMI posted this on /r/HexixWhiza, a leaked poster of an up coming Horrible Bosses' spinoff series about ClumsyBook.

Figure 3. Leaked Horrible Bosses spin off. Source. 

Whatever the future holds for P00nHound and the rest of the Crond6 house as they waiting for any hard evidence to be presented. These are seriously disturbing times, with Crond6 naming writes in contention and the future of the Smite team looking to transition to HoTS, any unforeseen allegations against the captain might bring down the whole team.

the man in the white hat.